Morning Jolt - Batten Down the Hatches for a Storm of Tasteless Jokes


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Morning Jolt
. . . with Jim Geraghty

August 23, 2012
In This Issue . . .
1. Batten Down the Hatches for a Storm of Tasteless Jokes
2. The Resolution Will Not Be Televised
3. I'm Sorry, Mr. President, The Bar Can't Be Lowered Any Further
4. Addenda

Here's your Thurssday Morning Jolt.

 

Enjoy!

 

Jim

1. Batten Down the Hatches for a Storm of Tasteless Jokes

The notion of Tropical Storm/potential Hurricane Isaac's inflicting another round of mass suffering on Haiti may make snickering like this bit from Dana Milbank, about the storm's possibly hitting Tampa during the convention, look more than a little tasteless:

 

Has God forsaken the Republican Party?

 

Well, sit in judgment of what's happened in the past few days:

 

●  A report comes out that a couple dozen House Republicans engaged in an alcohol-induced frolic, in one case nude, in the Sea of Galilee, where Jesus is believed to have walked on water, calmed the storm and, nearby, turned water into wine and performed the miracle of the loaves and fishes.

 

●  Rep. Todd Akin, Missouri's Republican nominee for Senate, suggests there is such a thing as "legitimate rape" and purports that women's bodies have mysterious ways to repel the seed of rapists. He spends the next 48 hours rejecting GOP leaders' demands that he quit the race.

 

●  Weather forecasts show that a storm, likely to grow into Hurricane Isaac, may be chugging toward . . . Tampa, where Republicans will open their quadrennial nominating convention on Monday.

 

Coincidence? Or part of some Intelligent Design?

 

He leaves Ann Althouse rolling her eyes: "If God controls the weather, let's not worry about global warming. Or are you going to say He controls the weather but not the climate? We're talking omnipotence, or do you think that's some kind of joke?"

 

It's an easy layup for Glenn Reynolds: "They told me if I voted for John McCain, crazed theocrats in Washington would be reading theological implications into everyday events. And they were right!"

 

But wait, let's look at another of the Post's columnists, Joel Achenbach:

 

The elites of the Republican Party are praying that Tropical Storm Isaac will gather strength and slam into Tampa. The sober party bosses need a cyclonic distraction. They need a hurricane to wipe the Todd Akin disaster off the front pages.

 

Achenbach can be a great writer when he wants to be, with a book about the response to the Deepwater Horizon disaster. But that opening is just crass, snide, and stupid in an effort to make a pedestrian point: Boy, Todd Akin has created a headache for the GOP.

 

Elsewhere, you see the usual folks making the usual points -- a Daily Kos diary entitled, "Does God hate the GOP? Hurricane Isaac seems to say, 'YES!'" But we've come to expect that sort of thing from those corners of the Internet.

 

The word on Isaac, as of last night:

 

Isaac's path remains uncertain, but some computer models show the storm slicing its way up Florida's peninsula. Others send it farther west, into the Gulf of Mexico.

 

Officials are taking the threat seriously.

 

Gov. Rick Scott will talk about Florida's preparations for the storm at a media briefing Thursday morning at the State Emergency Operations Center in Tallahassee.

 

Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn said his city is prepared for the 50,000 people headed to his city for the Republican National Convention, which starts Monday.

 

The latest forecast map from the National Hurricane Center in Miami shows Isaac passing near south Florida late Sunday as a Category 1 hurricane and northwest of Tampa by Monday evening.

"We have contingency plan after contingency plan," Buckhorn said. "We are ready in the event that it happens. I don't think it's going to be a factor in this particular convention. But we are prepared in the event that it is."

 

Convention spokesman Kyle Downey said the situation is being monitored "very closely."

 

Possibly complicating matters, the convention site -- The Tampa Bay Times Forum -- is mandatory evacuation zone once storms reach 96 mph or a Category 2 hurricane, according to the Hillsborough County Hurricane Guide. The current forecast doesn't have Isaac reaching that status.

2. The Resolution Will Not Be Televised

Right now the Republicans seem pretty foolish for choosing to hold their convention in a Florida city during hurricane season. Perhaps the 2016 Convention will feature a parade in Pamplona, Spain, in the second week of July. ("Hey, do you hear some rapidly stomping hooves around that corner?")

 

But what, precisely, where the Democrats thinking when they picked Labor Day week for their convention? Why are they putting a night of the convention in conflict with the kickoff for the NFL regular season? And speaking as a guy who goes to both conventions, why must one convention immediately follow another? Because of the scheduling quirks, I'll manage to get a couple days on the home front this time around; last cycle I had about 24 hours at home. What's wrong with a week in between?

 

Anyway, having four nights for the Republicans (hurricane permitting) and three nights for the Democrats (a combination of cost-cutting and the realization that no one wants to watch convention coverage on Labor Day) means the networks are cutting back even further from their coverage:

 

Ann Romney may not make prime time during next week's Republican National Convention.

 

The three major television networks -- NBC, ABC and CBS -- are not airing prime-time coverage of the RNC on Monday, the opening night of the convention and the night that Ann Romney has been scheduled to deliver the keynote address. So in order to get Mitt's wife onto television, the campaign may have to scramble and reschedule her speech.

 

CNN, which will cover the speech, first reported earlier this week that Ann Romney is expected to headline the kickoff. The three networks all confirmed to POLITICO today that they would not be airing prime-time coverage of the RNC on Monday.

 

Sure, there's always C-SPAN, and the cable networks are the destination of choice for coverage. (I'm sure some people think Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC feature too many talking heads analyzing what the party's speakers are saying, instead of showing the speakers themselves . . . but since I may end up being one of those talking heads, I'm not going to complain too loudly.) But it's hard to ignore the sense that we're witnessing the bread-and-circus-ization of America, as networks choose to air Bachelor Pad, a Castle rerun, Grimm . . . instead of actual live news events. (The Palin household might be okay with Stars Earn Stripes airing instead of the GOP convention, but if Sarah Palin was a surprise guest speaker in the 9 p.m. hour Monday, her hubby's reality show would end up pre-empting her!) As for the notion that Americans would rather watch Kat Dennings in Two Broke Girls instead of John Boehner . . . okay, sorry, Mister Speaker, I'm afraid they've got us on that one.

 

Networks seem pretty convinced nobody wants to watch:

 

Add to that the overwhelming sense that the country is in a funk and that the presidential campaign cannot seem to rise above petty insults and blatant distortions, and there is a feeling at many of the news networks that Americans would rather be hearing about something -- anything -- else.

 

In an interview last week, Brian Williams, the NBC News anchor, thought for a moment when asked if it was possible to recapture Americans' interest in the presidential election.

 

"I think if we could sprinkle in some Olympic events," he deadpanned. "Floor vault is a personal favorite. Badminton, but it takes up a lot of floor space."

 

But, turning serious, he acknowledged that "people have had it up to here" with political news. "I'd love more coverage of the conventions," he said. "I also live in the real world."

 

Am I crazy for thinking that tuning in to see what the country's leaders want to do is a civic duty? That if you're going to vote, you have an obligation to check in, or that at the very least, networks have the obligation to make it readily available to viewers? Sure, I figure an extremely high percentage of viewers have access to C-SPAN or the cable news networks, but . . .

3. I'm Sorry Mr. President, the Bar Can't Be Lowered Any More
 

In just a few sentences, Ace lays out what you need to remind everyone about when the Obama campaign starts its inevitable "the economy has indeed recovered!" sales pitch:

 

What Obama likes to do is count jobs "created" from the deepest depth of the recession. But that's not how we count recovery from a recession -- we say we've recovered when we've recovered up to the previous high point.

 

As the collapse was still occurring when Obama took office, there was still further to fall, so Obama likes to pretend that any jobs above the lowest-of-the-low are jobs he "created."

 

At this point in time, Obama still hasn't "created" a single net new job. His job figures remain negative, except when you play games as far as your start period for counting them.

 

Both Bush and Reagan added new jobs on top of the previous high-water mark for employment. Reagan's expansion was fueled by millions and millions of such jobs.

Obama has yet to even get back to zero.

 

Or, you know, skeptics about the economic happy-talk can just look around them.

4. Addenda

Tonight, the legendary Kurt Schlichter, the Ray Park of sarcasm, guest-hosts NRA News, and I'll be his guest.

 

Look at the bright side: I'm fairly certain Obama and his supporters could manage to spell out Y-M-C-A.

 

Iowahawk: "Under Obama, homelessness and war have decreased by 98 percent. At least on TV news broadcasts."

 

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