Dear Reader (Including all of you having a constitutional crisis),
A hundred years ago, if you wanted to tell a lot of people across the United States that the people of North Dakota had secretly been replaced by enormous bipedal otters in human skin suits, it would have been extremely difficult to pull it off. There were probably a dozen, maybe two dozen, people who could possibly afford to buy ads in newspapers in every state and town to warn everyone that "North Dakota is only the beginning!" and "The Otter people are coming for you!"
There were probably another dozen people sufficiently famous or important that if they held a press conference in New York unveiling the terrible news that there was an Otter Man Empire rising up from within, the press could be relied upon to get the news out fairly quickly.
Of course, most of the coverage would be along the lines of:
Talk of Impeachment Roils Washington as President Harding Has Breakdown
Sees 'Mammalian Conspiracy in Dakotas'
Not since former president Wilson's stroke has official ...
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| | | Rules, Regulations, and Right-wingers Jonah Goldberg Dear Reader (Including all of you having a constitutional crisis), A hundred years ago, if you wanted to tell a lot of people across the United States that the people of North Dakota had secretly been replaced by enormous bipedal otters in human skin suits, it would have been extremely difficult to pull it off. There were probably a dozen, maybe two dozen, people who could possibly afford to buy ads in newspapers in every state and town to warn everyone that "North Dakota is only the beginning!" and "The Otter people are coming for you!" There were probably another dozen people sufficiently famous or important that if they held a press conference in New York unveiling the terrible news that there was an Otter Man Empire rising up from within, the press could be relied upon to get the news out fairly quickly. Of course, most of the coverage would be along the lines of: Talk of Impeachment Roils Washington as President Harding Has Breakdown Sees 'Mammalian Conspiracy in Dakotas' Not since former president Wilson's stroke has official ... Read More
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