Happy Thursday!
It’s 6 a.m., Bronx, N.Y. Do you know if your congresswoman has faked an arrest yet today?
More on that in a second. But first ...
#BidenDoesNotHaveCancer
Joe Biden does not have cancer. Thank God. Biden himself is
responsible for the confusion, and subsequent trending hashtag
#BidenHasCancer. While blasting the oil refineries in his home state
during Wednesday's climate speech Biden spoke in the present tense of having cancer.
“That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have
cancer and why for the longest time Delaware had the highest cancer rate
in the nation.”
What? Did Joe Biden just say he has cancer?! Word quickly spread. The White House was forced to clarify that Biden was speaking of a bout of non-melanoma skin cancers he had removed in the past.
But forget the use of the present tense. No sin in sloppy, colloquial
grammar. Problem is, Biden wasn't even telling the truth. Biden's
doctor Kevin O'Connor released a health report last year on Biden, and
talked about the skin cancer. As the New York Post reports, Dr. O'Connor attributed Biden’s cancer to his years in the sun, including his stint as a lifeguard.
Ah, but you don't score brownie points with the Left by attacking the sun.
Update: AOC Denies She Was Pretending to Be in Handcuffs
Don't believe your eyes, says AOC. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez denies
she was pretending to be in handcuffs when being led away by cops
during a Supreme Court protest Tuesday. Just putting hands behind your
back is "best practice while detained, handcuffed or not, to avoid
escalating charges like resisting arrest."
While the cop is treating you as preciously as a prom date? During a
PR stunt? When the fellow protester next to you was swinging her arms as
if on a powerwalk around the Mall? Suuuuuuuuuure. But we'll play along.
You had your hands behind your back in a manner that just happens to
perfect mimic being handcuffed simply as a best practice to avoid
accusations of escalating things with police. So why bring your arms
suddenly forward and raise a fist?
The Fair Weather Friends of Martha's Vineyard
For being a straight shooter — like on the astonishing violation of
due process of the J6 Committee — Dershowitz remains an outcast on
Martha’s Vineyard. His former summer pals dumped him like a spent clam
shell when he defended Trump’s rights, and the shunning continues. Over
the weekend, Dershowitz noted
how there was an event for Jewish Democrats. “I wasn’t invited because
I’m now cancelled essentially from the Democratic Party.”
All for standing up for due process and civil liberties. The same items that made him a legal legend, the stuff of movies.
Way to Hum, Coach Harbaugh
Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh is taking flak for taking a strong position for life. Harbaugh recently spoke
at a Right to Life event in Plymouth, Michigan. After sharing his
Catholic upbringing and quoting Jeremiah, Coach Harbaugh declared:
"In God’s plan, each unborn human truly has a future filled with
potential, talent, dreams and love. I have living proof in my family, my
children, and the many thousands that I’ve coached that the unborn are
amazing gifts from God to make this world a better place. To me, the
right choice is to have the courage to let the unborn be born."
Naturally, he got slammed by critics. Which is nothing new for the veteran coach.
Give a cheer to Harbaugh for stepping up. He works on an American
campus, after all, where universities are handing out abortion pills
like directions to the cafeteria. And girls are indoctrinated with the
belief they can’t accomplish anything in life unless they terminate
their pregnancies.
Still, coaches being coaches, you have to wonder if in a corner of
his brain he’s thinking, “and every unborn child holds the potential to
be the quarterback I need to defeat Ohio State.”
Later today, Ohio State fan Timothy Furnish will offer a salute to Harbaugh — as painful as it may be. | 
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