TODAY'S JOLT IS SPONSORED BY | | | On the menu today: This is the last Jim-written Morning Jolt until next Tuesday — Dominic Pino is up tomorrow, and I'll bet he writes something about economic policy. There will be a lot to chew over in the amazing results, up and down the ballot, but for now, let's say "good riddance" to those annoying political spam texts, and recognize that the Democrats now have a serious grifter problem, just as much as the Republicans do. A Little Ditty about Doris and Diane The past few months, my Three Martini Lunch podcast co-host Greg Corombos and I have traded stories about the increasingly frantic tone from the political organizations that send spam fundraising texts to our phones. For some reason, some groups think Greg is "Doris," and a liberal group that should be tried at the Hague thinks that I am "Diane," and the right apoplectic tone will get us to donate just $5 now. "DIANE, WE'RE ALL STANDING OUT ON THE LEDGE WE SWEAR WE MEAN IT DON'T TEST US DONATE JUST $5 NOW OR OUR PLUMMET TO OUR DOOM IS ON YOUR CONSCIENCE" "DIANE, WE KNOW ... |
|
|
TOP STORIES  | |
|
|
NR PODCASTS: FEATURED EPISODE  | |
|
|
FEATURED PHOTO GALLERY  | |
|
|
|
If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely unsubscribe.
Comments
Post a Comment